You know, c/o Jezebel, I don't think I've ever seen a trailer for a movie that has made me want to just leap into my car and race to my local multiplex more in my life because that looks like the best film ever made. Sorry, Citizen Kane - maybe if you had only put wheels in YOUR movie, Orson...




Amongst other gems, features a very young Patrick Swayze at about 1.25 looking rather like Jared Padalecki. And the guy with glitter in his beard.

On a vaguely serious note, I always yearned to be able to ice skate or roller skate and just can't do it. So there's a bit at me which is watching this in the deep envy I always train on those who have mastered the art of being able to balance on little wheels.

Ever sat and watched a music video and thought "what does this have to do with the song?" Well, it seems these guys have too. They've had the simple but genius idea of replacing the lyrics to "White Wedding" by Billy Idol with lyrics that more literally describe what is taking place on screen. Hilarious, but I warn you - I have had this song stuck in my head for 24 hours now, albeit with shiny new lyrics. Take it away, Billy ...

"Gonna cut you with a...wedding ring! It's a nice touch for a...goth wedding!

White Wedding - Funny Or Die website


(Link to the Funny Or Die website, found care of the good people at Jezebel.)